Yes. Two drinks and some lube, my babies. I’m honestly thinking that this addition of my cannabis blog is more a gift to you, than to me. I mean, where else can you hear about a cannabis infused apple drink, weed infused water you can turn into ice cubes for your bourbon, and once that bourbon is done, pull out an herb infused sex lube and finish the night out right?
Seriously you guys, someone should be paying me for this episode.
Happy Apple is a product close to my heart. Let me be clear, I am not an edibles guy. Period. I have nothing against them, they just don’t fit my groove. Mainly because I’m a wuss, and the potencies are too high. Thusly, I AM too high.
But Happy Apple is 10 mg per 12 ounce bottle, which even this whiny baby can handle. I can see this next summer when floating the Columbia River next to some IPAs, nachos, and a campfire. That’s the American Dream isn’t it? Weed, beer, nachos and campfires??
Oh, and did I mention they use Washington apples? As a Washington native living in Oregon, I know how good these apples get. They are the best in the world. So the next time I’m in Washington, sign me up for a bottle of Happy Apple.
Next we move on to water. Sounds boring, right? Oh my babies, we are SO wrong.
Pearl20 is a marijuana infused water. Yes, water. If it hasn’t hit you yet, just wait for the genius to sink in. You could use this in cooking, mixing drinks, ice cubes to put into drinks, or just drinking it straight out of the bottle. Honestly, I could sit here all day and tell you how many ways I can think of to use this product.
Just because it’s water, doesn’t mean it is weak. This product packs a punch. One bottle has 50 mg THC and 50 mg CBD per bottle. They also have a bottle that is 100 mg THC and 100 mg CBD per bottle as well. With 10 mg THC being considered a standard serving, you definitely need to dip your toes in lightly with this product at first. But then, dear God, can you imagine the possibilities?!!
Okay, I may have saved the best for last. Do you remember when you were in your late teens or early 20s, and there were few things that sounded better than a bong rip, a cold beer, and a hot date? Cannabis makes the senses stronger. Well, other than our brain senses after a dab of White Widow, but other than that, we all know that sex is better when you’re high. Can I get an Amen from my babies?
The makers of Velvet Swing say to apply the lube 20 minutes before activity. So warm up before dinner, and then have a dessert you will never forget. They say that Velvet Swing makes for better female orgasms. Any guy who knows anything, knows that that is the ultimate goal when you are with your lady. I’m not trying to sound chivalrous by saying this, it’s just a pure pragmatic fact. Guys, make it happen, and it will happen for you.
Okay wait, this is not a sex blog. But I gotta admit Velvet Swing is something I’m curious about. So why doesn’t somebody go out and give it a shot (it’s not available in my state yet) and then give us a Penthouse Forum style comment in the section below?
That, or just send me some video.
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Now go drink a cider, pour a bourbon on ice, and put on some Barry White.
Wakka chikka wow wow!
Power to the flower, my babies.
Scojo The Herb Advisor